no you're not going crazy. my title really says russian take over by baby chickens. its....well i have always had this dream to take over russia or the world with baby chickens as my soldiers. now you're probably thinking," this guys crazy/" well you're right.
4 out of 5 doctors think im insane and i like to keep people on their toes when im around them. hopefully they will read this.
after russia i"ll use genetically modofoed bunnies to take over the world. I just have this need for power and giant fuzzy animals. and if government and history has tought me anything its that i need to use a suprise attck (hence the chikens and bunnies) and i need to use fire power. i dont know what i will use but im pretty sure phase three (after the bunnies) will be shrieking fish. alot of people have a fear of fish and everyone hates loud noises.
now before you try to commit me to a psych ward think about what im saying. it makes perfect sense...well too me. and thats all that matters. i'm not crazy im just crazy....im just cage!
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as long as i get to be second in command in your army, im so on board!!
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